"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
How are you getting mad that people are reminding each other to drink water everyday?
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Normal People: October! Warm clothes, Halloween, pumpkin spiced everything, haunted hay rides, changing leaves, yay!
LoK fandom: October. The month for Korra. Korra’s month. The month specifically designed to honor Korra.
my son urkel hit the supreme jig
them industrial goth techniques
that boy was lost in the avatar state
Urkel shut down the cluub. It’s super effective!
My dude hit the Legendary Super Yeetery
If that man Carl ran up in his range he would’ve got hit with them 8 trigrams 128 palms
this dude got premade cards for this bitch
Favorite story ever
Agent Carter and her Howling Commandos @ Agents of SHIELD
So many feelings.
Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.
This post is reaching. He didn’t get flagged for praying he got flagged for sliding on his knees. Even Husain said he got a little too excited and accidentally slid.
you sure the post is the one reaching
now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation
Princesas da Disney plus size, pois como diz o rei Roberto Carlos: “Quem foi que disse que tem que ser magra para ser gostosa?”
i am IN LOVE WITH THESE
*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*
I got off the train in Sydney at museum station once (I mixed it up with st James) and after getting out the ramp to help me off, the attendant asked how exactly I planned to make it up the stairs (there’s no lift).
I caught the next train.
Been looking all over for this.Honestly, can we just agree on that? Can we just agree that the price you pay for white privilege is not being allowed to say one word in the English language? It’s not that fucking hard to comprehend
I’m going to have to re-blog this like once a day or something.
ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING
White people praising Humans of New York for ‘humanizing’ the people of the Middle East… what the fuck did you think they were before? Terrorists? Savages? Extremists? Subhumans? It needed to take a white guy with a camera for you all to realize that our people are humans with lives that your fucking government destroyed.